weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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goodisapointofview:

Palpatine, Darth Sidious, in Revenge of the Sith.

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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verylittlebird:

good idea for a film

it’s about a cop who - get this - doesn’t play by the rules. this guy… he’s something of a loose cannon. but here’s the twist: he doesn’t play by the rules. he’s a lone wolf. you could even say he doesn’t play by the rules. sometimes he actually breaks the rules. that is to say, instead of playing by them. them being the rules. of which he does not play by.

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kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

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